I've become slightly addicted to the primetime soap opera Dallas. And by addicted I mean I rent it by the armful, and sit at home and yell at J.R. on the TV while I file my nails and chew gum.

Or at least that's what I imagine that Dallas fans are supposed to do, so that's what I do.

I guess a real fan would also chain smoke Virginia Slims, too. But I simply have to draw the line somewhere.

Every time that Jock Ewing comes on the screen, this comes to mind:

Jock Ewing is one of the Mystics from the Dark Crystal!? (Although his greed and crankiness would seemingly suggest he is one of the Skeksis...)

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