Do you remember a long time ago when I wrote about how I reached my life's goal of walking under that bridge out at the lake while a train was going over it? And I was struggling to come up with a new life goal?

At the time, I came up with one. It was to be like Marci's friend Miles and pee next to Benicio del Toro. But I think the chances of me standing at a urinal in a men's room next to Benicio are very, very small. So yesterday, I came up with a new goal.

My new life goal is to walk up to someone with a mullet, and give THEM a "slug mullet." (As opposed to just hitting the person that you're with, which is the standard procedure for playing Slug Mullet.) That would be worth about 60 million points.

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