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2005-12-25 | ||
My archaeological dig has taken longer than expected. Apparently there is no way to cut and paste text from a DOS-based computer from the 80s to another computer, so I have been manually typing a lot lately. Additionally, there is no mouse on the XT and I'm having to do a quasi-archeological dig of my brain to remember all these confounded keystroke commands. One of the floppy disks in the disk carousel was labeled "Easywriter." This was the first word processing software I ever used. The first gem I'd like to share was a file of brief book reports that I turned in when I was roughly 8 years old. And when I say "brief", holy crap...two sentences? Anyway:
Wow, eight-year-old Halee. You certainly didn't mince words with that Mary Lou Retton biographical summary! (Or provide one nanogram of detail. You better have received a check minus for that one...) Oh, and eight-year-old Halee? Why in the FUCK did you read a fucking book about a cat???? Twenty-eight-year-old Halee is hereby giving you an F minus for that one... |