Some summaries of classic TV shows for you, in haiku format:

FULL HOUSE
Your mother is dead
But Uncle Jesse is here
Uncle Joey, too

PERFECT STRANGERS
A foreign cousin
Brings more than luggage to town:
Meposian joy

THREE'S COMPANY
Jack Tripper feigns gay
For cheap rent and hot roommates
Regal Beagle time!

MAGNUM PI
Driving red sports car
Wearing baseball cap and lei
Where's TC and Rick?

LOVE BOAT
Love, exciting, new
Celebrity cameos
The boat is rocking

DALLAS
Greedy oil barons
J.R. won't fuck Sue Ellen
Digger Barnes is drunk

A-TEAM
Do you see that van?
Underground crime lords beware
Murdoch is watching

ALICE
Starched pink uniform
Mel's Diner opens at six
Flo can be a bitch

ALF
Green alien blood
Cats number one on menu
He misses Melmac

SIMON & SIMON
Policemen brothers
AJ with feathered blonde hair
Rick slightly balding

HAPPY DAYS
Milkshakes at Arnold's
Fonzie punches the jukebox
Chachie emulates

GOLDEN GIRLS
Take Blanche's sex tales
Add stories of Saint Olaf
Serve over cheesecake

FACTS OF LIFE
All-girls boarding school
Rich girl versus the tomboy
What about Tootie?

CHARLES IN CHARGE
Thirty-two years old
Is too old to babysit
Two hot teenage girls

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