FYI, here is a bunch of stuff that I hate, just in case you were wondering:

• Cats
• Feet
• Pickles
• Strawberries
• Hippies
• Jeff Bridges
• High Fives
• People who are unwilling to accept that the murder of JFK was all a big huge government/mafia conspiracy
• The Cure
• Cell phones
• Onions
• Seafood
• Listerine Pocket Pak Strips
• Morrissey
• Cricket
• Fine point pens
• Claude, Texas
• The song "Hotel California"
• Crop dusters
• When people say "Star Track" instead of "Star Trek"
• People who punch the keys on the keyboard really, really hard
• Ben Affleck
• Cats
• The word "inundated"
• Cats
• That Burger King over there by Super Target, because they never listen when I say "No pickles"
• Guinness Beer
• Ska music
• Pulp in my orange juice
• Tommy Hilfiger clothes

I also hate kittens, but that pretty much goes without saying.

Oh, and also later I remembered a time way back in my coed days, when I was trying to decide the fate of a potential suitor. I couldn't decide if I liked him, so I gave him a quiz, right? (In fact, I should post that up if I ever come across it.) So here was his bonus question:

"If you had decided to buy me a gift and went to the Sculpture Mart, would you buy me a statue of a cat made of pickles, or a dog made of cheese?"

P.S. He failed.

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