I was driving home and absent-mindedly singing along to G'n'R. In particular, "Welcome to the Jungle."

My usual sing-a-long tactic with that particular song is to sing it in Spanish: "Bienvenidos a la selva, tenemos muchos juegos. Tenemos todo que quieres, sabemos todos los nombres..."

Today something different happened. To better explain, here are the lyrics to the first paragraph/chorus:

Welcome to the jungle...
We've got fun and games...
We've got everything you want...
Honey, we know the names...

Well, I was only half paying attention to what I was singing, and therefore only half singing, and therefore only singing the first half of each line, and a very different song emerged:

Welcome to the jungle...
We've got fun and games...
We've got everything you want...
Honey, we know the names...

Welcome! They have honey!

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