WARNING: This entry contains explicit lyrics.

I went to the ladies' room a little while ago, and the thing we all dread most happened to me...

There was no toilet paper.

I was alone, and I had to be inventive:

1. Tough it out?
2. Use the empty cardboard toilet paper roll?
3. Open up the maxi pad and use that?

I chose #3. Was that wrong?

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