GWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

So, I just got back from GWAR.

Various GWAR-based fluids squirted on the audience included, but were not limited to:

• mostly blood



• piss



• "syphilitic" piss

Cons regarding the show:

• My friend that was supposed to meet me there never showed. Bastard.



• Since I waited for him for a while before I went in, I missed the first half of everything.



• Because he was more or less to be my protection/bodyguard, I did not have the courage to go up front, and therefore did not get doused with any of the aforementioned liquids.

Pros regarding the show:

• I walked in at the same time as a group of slutty radio station girls, and they gave me one of their extra tickets, so I got in for free. Thank you, KNON!



• Although I was tardy, I arrived just in time to see the epic blood-soaked battle between the dinosaur and the prehistoric turtle with an upside-down head.



• Shortly thereafter, John Kerry showed up and was subsequently decapitated by the lead singer. Then the caveman that was onstage proceeded to beat John Kerry with his own severed head.



• There was someone in the audience with a ziploc bag they were using to try to catch some GWAR juice.



• Right before I left, a boy who had been standing up front stopped in front of me and shook himself like a wet dog...meaning I actually DID get some blood splashies on my shirt!!



• Their set was over before 11, meaning I will easily be snug in my bed asleep by midnight.

Blood. Piss. Heavy metal. Loudness. In bed at a decent hour. My rock 'n' roll fantasy come true.

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